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Lucky Enough To Bang Someone As Hot As You Love Greeting Card

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Celebrate your unique connection with this "To Bang Someone Love Card" — a funny and cool card designed for occasions like Valentine's Day, anniversaries, and moments of romance.

With the humorous message "I never thought I'd be lucky enough to bang someone as hot as you!" this card adds a playful twist to expressing your love and appreciation.

Show your partner how much they mean to you with this one-of-a-kind card that combines wit and affection in equal measure.

  • Funny and cool card perfect for expressing love and humor on occasions like Valentine's Day and anniversaries.
  • Features the playful message "I never thought I'd be lucky enough to bang someone as hot as you!" for a humorous touch.
  • Dimensions: 4.5 x 5.5 inches (11.4 x 14 cm), making it ideal for mailing or hand delivery.
  • Designed to bring a smile to your partner's face and celebrate the unique connection you share.
  • Show your appreciation for your special someone with this card that embraces both love and laughter in your relationship.
  • Suitable for Anniversary, Valentines Day, Love, Anytime, Birthday, Husband, Boyfriend

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Returns Policy

We accept returns within 30 days of purchase for items in original condition. Shipping costs are not refundable, and buyer pays return shipping (unless, of course, we are at fault!)

For defective or broken items, send us a photo and we'll provide a replacement or refund as appropriate.

Email returns@getbullish.com to initiate the returns process.

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